Gingerific

5:00AM
Campus: WAKE UP! IT’S FLUNK DAY!!
Matt: Eff that.  Sleep
Campus: NO! FUCK YOU! GET UP, IT’S FLUNK DAY!!!
Matt: FINE!

6:00AM
Alcohol: Drink me.
Matt: It’s 6am
Alcohol: Yeah.
Matt: …good point.

8:30AM
Trash can: Did you just vomit in me?
Matt: Don’t judge me.
Trash can: I’m not judging.  Though, normally you’d be in class right now…I’m just sayin’
Matt: *vomit.  Passes out* …Man, I love college.  (Asher Roth can suck it)

1:30PM
Matt: *waking up* Fuck Asher Roth
Bridget: WENDY’S!
@afoolishwit: *vomit*
Trash can: Okay…Really, guys?

6:00PM
Matt: *Goes down to work to finish costumes for the Dance Concert*
Margo: I did all the notes from last night.  Go enjoy Flunk Day.
Matt: YAY!
Margo: Also, you may have a job for the summer and all of next year.
Matt: YAY!!!!!
Margo: So, yeah.  I’m pretty awesome.

1:30AM
Matt: Fuck Asher Roth.
Asher Roth: Dude.